Aha, yeh hui na baat! A parinda from Andheri’s Lokhandwala complex has now dropped by to give me a chatpata item on Kim Sharma. And the taazaa khabar about the lissome lass is that she has tied the knot. The last we heard about the sex siren was that she was going to South Africa. But now my birdy reveals that Kimmy has flown off to marry an affluent businessman there.

Now now, all this appears quite suspect to me… for it was not long ago that she broke up with her Spanish beau, Carlos Marin. Hmm, must ask my ever-reliable Sher Lock bhai to investigate. Pronto!