After golfer Tiger Woods, another sportsman has gotten embroiled in an adultery scandal. John Terry, who captains Chelsea in the English Premier League and is also the captain of England’s national football team, made headlines when news of his affair with his wife’s best friend, his teammate’s
girlfriend — lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel — came out.
Since then, jokes about Terry have started doing the rounds online.
Here are a few of them:
A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: “I’ve just heard John Terry is parked outside my house.”
Well, Wayne Bridge (Vanessa’s footballer boyfriend) is always injured, someone had to step in and do it.
I knew John liked scoring, but this is just ridiculous.
John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It’s called Other Footballers’ Wives.
Song: Where ever you may be, don’t leave your wife with John Terry.