There are a few moments in the film that took me back to the good old days — there is a running gag about a dreaded gangster, played by Anupam Kher, talking in echoes because he grew up in the mountains. READ: QUIRKY CHARACTER, MAD LOVE STORY MAKES MAIN TERA HERO ENTERTAININGThere’s also a superbly funny moment when the gangster’s sexy fiancée thinks that two men in her house are gay. But mostly, Main Tera Hero is loud and tiring. The film is undemanding but also deflating. You laugh sporadically but you leave the theatre exhausted instead of energised. Main Tera Hero is dumbed down by design. I have no issues with that. My problem is that the frenzied plot didn’t deliver enough funny lines. The burden of making this enterprise work rests mostly with Varun, who is as hyper as a helium-filled energiser bunny. He romances, dances, punches and does comedy like his life depended on it. Meanwhile, the two svelte heroines — Ileana D’Cruz and Nargis Fakhri — simper about looking sexy. David believes in equal-opportunity objectification, so the camera caresses the girls as much as it does Varun’s six-pack abs. They are all lovely to look at. I just wish it had been more interesting. At the end of the film, the gangster’s sidekick exclaims: "Jaise ghar ki chhatt ko roof kehte hain, jaise saboot ko English mein proof kehte hain, vaise har language main aap jaison ko bewaqoof kehte hain." Bewakoof aptly describes us viewers.