Rules Of The Game...

Don’t be the chronically irritating pain-in-the-you-know-where who does this: Answer your texts with a ‘K’. It’s just one letter away from sanity! Post how much you hate Mondays on Facebook. Seriously, every single week? Upload badly shot pictures of food/family/babies and expect us to ‘like’ them. That is plain embarrassing!

Request for Punjabi/bhangra in a reggae bar that is known only to play dubstep.

Use ‘bro’ 2,785 times in a single conversation

From HT Brunch, November 18