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Saudamini Jain, Hindustan Times
New Delhi, December 15, 2012
The world is going to end on the 21st this month. NASA disagrees. Governments across the world are dismissing the “rumours”. But the doomsayers insist it’s going to go kaput. The ancient Mayan calendar (the Mayans were a Central American community between 2000BC and 800AD) is coming to an end – a new one should start on the 22nd, but we’re keeping our bases covered. We’re going to...

Doomsday* Sin, sin and sin
* And then do something selfless and good. A kind deed goes a long way (to heaven).

* Read up on all doomsday theories:  Planet Nibiru is headed towards us, a meteor is going to destroy the Earth, Armageddon, a super Volcano... Just Google already!

* December 21 is also World Orgasm Day. The idea being that every body’s ‘happy O’ put together will bring world peace. If we all contribute, the world may decide not to end after all!

From HT Brunch, December 16

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