By now, most of us know what went wrong with the Indian economy. In 1991, Narasimha Rao and Manmohan Singh abolished the licence-quota-permit raj and ‘unleashed the entrepreneurial genius of Indian people’ (you can insert an alternative cliché at this point, should you wish to). The economy grew, we became rich, and all went well till about four years ago. That was when the UPA fell victim to ‘policy paralysis’ (no, this cliché will have to stay) and destroyed the Indian economy. So we became poor (or not so rich) again and it was all because of the scams and the ridiculous welfare schemes that idiotic bodies like the National Advisory Council foisted on us. Now, fortunately, ‘business-friendly’ (here you can choose your own phrase) Narendra Modi is here. And soon we will be rich again.