It’s too hot for full sleeves or any sleeves. That why we’re so jealous of the people who have these jobs
Ballerina: Close your eyes. Imagine a white fitted dress that flares out from your waist and pretty much stays gravity resistant. Now imagine wearing it to work every day. There!
Waitress on True Blood: This is what the girls wear to work at Merlotte’s Bar and Grill: tight white tee, black shorts that cover about 10cm and a tiny green apron no bigger than a hanky. Lots of tips!
Royal Challengers cheer team: A midriff-baring top, shorts bound together by a mere criss-cross of strings and pom poms. Want this as your work uniform? The Bangalore cheer team awaits. The gardener on Desperate
Housewives: John Rowland didn’t do much pruning, but he did tend to one housewife’s roses, if you know what we mean. And he stayed stubbornly shirtless through season one.
Meter maid: All you need is not love, but a bikini to qualify for this job. Gold Coast meter maids wear a gold two-piece and cowboy hat all day. They also wear a sash – it probably is the largest garment on their bodies.
Bermuda banker: Ditch trousers for cotton knee-length shorts with your suit. They do it on the island of Bermuda, which explains why they stay cool through tough financial mergers.
The Naked Cowboy: This NYC street performer (right) coordinates his guitar with just a hat, boots and briefs. Makes you wonder why you spend so much time wondering if your striped tie goes with those khaki pants.
From HT Brunch, April 14
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