Indians are inventing all sorts of stuff – as our cover story shows. When will someone invent these apps?
Autowallah refusing short-distance fares? Scan his face and Auto Snitch will spill secrets about him, threatening him to comply!
It’ll block all messaging apps when you’re drunk.
Connecting people who have weird veggies in their dabbas and want to go out for lunch, instead.
SMH, TBH, IDK, TMI… It will read out your teenager’s messages decoding the slang and the acronyms.
Won’t let you use more than two hashtags at a go. #So #that #this #won’t #happen. Bhai Block:
Will show all the Bhaitards (Salman fans) in your area, so you can avoid them.
Every time you try to take a selfie, it’ll go, "The Internet Disapproves".
It’ll ‘orange-flag’ areas sensitive to PDA.
Will tell you when you’re being friendzoned, by showing you the people your beloved has chatted up.
From HT Brunch, November 30
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