Everybody’s taking these random online quizzes to identify their personality traits based on a bunch of arbitrary questions.
We believe there’s a much easier way to find out what you’re like, and who you are in the process. Your choice of quizzes alone can say so much about you!
The quiz : What song best describes you?
What it says about the quiz-taker: Give us a minute, listen to Pharrell Williams’ Happy and sing along: Because I’m happy... Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof... Because I’m happy. Now, this is the best song that best describes you right now
||What it says about the quiz-taker|
|What celebrity are you like?
||We can tell you you’re no Brangelina. And you know if you get Paris Hilton, you won’t post this quiz on social media but sulk instead|
|Are you going to hell?
||Yes. We can determine that in less than 30 seconds: Do you smoke or drink? Have you had premarital sex? Because, “Let marriage be held in honour among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.” Hebrews 13:4|
|What type of guys/girls do you attract?
||People who don’t/ can’t attract any!|
|What colour are you?
||Prefix your quiz result colour with the word “dull”. Dull grey, anyone?|
|Which city should you be living in?
Does it even matter? You can’t afford it
|What font are you?
||We bet you can't tell the difference between ALGERIAN or ARIAL|
|Are you cool?
||Not, if you clicked on that link!|
|Which FRIENDS character are you?
||You’re Gunther. Yes, you’re that old. The season finale is 10 years old (it aired on May 6, 2004)|
|Which Hogwarts student are you?
||Now that JK Rowling thinks Harry and Hermione would’ve been a better fit. But Ron and Hermione “will be alright with a bit of counselling”, we’re rethinking the whole series and NOBODY can tell you which one you’d be. Besides, the only ones you should want to be are Fred and George (minus the being dead or losing ear bit) and nobody’s THAT funny, so... |
|What should you cross off your bucket list next?
That you just took a dumb quiz about bucket lists
|How hot are you?
||If nobody’s bothered to ever make you aware of exactly how hot you are, you’re probably not very hot|
|Which sandwich are you?
The only important thing is if someone will ‘have you’
|What kind of dog are you?
||This, you’re allowed to take. Unless you turn out to be a “pomerian”!|
From HT Brunch, March 16
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