Ladies, all these shiny make-up terms are very perplexing, we know. So here’s a guide
If it says: SHIMMER
Expect: Tiny particles of shiny stuff – you can’t count individual bits. But you can spread them easily.
Best for: After-office cocktails, sophisticated glamour, when you want to show you at your least tried.
If it says: GLITTER
Expect: Larger gleaming particles that you can individually tell apart. May scratch.
Best for: Idiots who spend 1 hour getting ready for 45 minutes in a nightclub. In the dark.
If it says: SPARKLES
Expect: Huge chunks of glitter that you can sort with bare hands.
Best for: Craft Day in kindergarten, Tinkerbell when she’s drunk, a tranny who’s trying too hard.
If it says: PATENTED LIGHT-CREATING POLYMER
Best for: Beauty bloggers who spend Rs 4,000+ for something that is undetectable in photos or in real life. And write “indiscernible but definite glow” in their posts as buyer’s remorse.
From HT Brunch, March 8
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