This is issued in public interest. Madame Tussauds is opening in Delhi (next year) and bringing with it several celebs forever immortalised in wax. Here’s our wishlist for who we’d like to see. Presenting: Madam Tussauds – The Brunch Branch
Who: Amitabh Bachchan
How: As Shahenshah
Why: Because rishte main woh sabhi ke baap lagte hain. And when you’re the baap of B-town, your wax image can’t be some boring sherwani wearing thing now, can it?
Who: Shah Rukh Khan
How: As Raj in the sarson ke khet
Why: So we can run into his open arms.
Who: Madhuri Dixit
How: Gasping after being hit with a genda phool from a slingshot
Why: Because before Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian came Madhuri Dixit. And if the good people at Madam Tussauds could arrange some spare slingshots and flowers for us to pose.
Who: Alok Nath
How: The Babuji – palms folded in a beatific namaste or giving ashirwad
Why: Because even Madam Tussauds needs someone sanskaari in their life!
Who: Sunny Deol
How: With an ukhaadoed hand pump of course!
Why: Because haven’t you watched Gadar?
Who: Virat Kohli
How: With a bat in one hand and a raised middle finger in the other
Why: Kyunki woh Virat hai, !@#$! Aur Virat kuch bhi kar sakta hai, !@#$!
How: In mid-run with one arm reaching out to someone
Why: So that we can all practice our kheenchoing-people-up-into-moving-trains skills.
Who: Govinda and Mithun
How: In full pelvic thrust mode.
Why: Because for every Michael and every Elvis, we give you Govinda and Mithun.
How: In a superman costume
Why: Because Tuffy has saved the day for love way more times than any other hero we know! #TuffyForPresident
From HT Brunch, April 17, 2016
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