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Pagal Papers: Spamming the Book

brunch Updated: May 05, 2011 13:13 IST
Rahul Roushan
Rahul Roushan
Hindustan Times
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*This article has exclusive pictures of Osama before his death*



Yes, I’ve got those pictures straight from my secret source "Deep Poke" at the White House. These pictures were taken by the US troops before they shot Osama dead and are of highly classified nature, but I’ve got access to them.



I’m willing to share those pictures with you even though I didn’t give you even the slightest hint a few days back that Osama could be killed, despite having a secret source at the White House. Don’t ask me why as you surely want to see the pictures, right?



Well, there are just a few steps that you have to follow in order to see these pictures.



The first step has already been taken if you are reading this article, because you clicked a link somewhere. Now the rest:



FacebookYou should go to the comments section below and write one of the following phrases – "Awesome article!", "He is the best writer of this generation!", "What a sense of humor man!"



Simple, isn’t it?



You are very close to seeing the exclusive pictures. Just a few steps more. Sign in into your Facebook and Twitter accounts; no, that’s just one step.



Now ‘Like’ this article and ‘Tweet’ it, preferably with one of the aforementioned phrases. Also 'like' the Facebook page and 'follow' the Twitter account of Faking News mentioned below.



Finally, post the link of this article on the Facebook wall of every damn friend of yours with accompanying comments like "shocking images, must see!". Your should also email the link and send it as a chat message to anyone online even if the status is idle or busy.



And viola, you would see those exclusive pictures of Osama just before his death. Try it! Wonderful, isn’t it? I know, internet technology is so cool and capable of anything.



And yeah, this amazing technology works even if you want to know how you would look like 20 years from now on or who recently visited your Facebook profile.



And just wait for a few days, this technology would soon start working and would enable you to see "Leaked honeymoon video of Prince William and Kate Middleton" and you can also know who blew a flying kiss after looking at your Facebook profile picture.



I love internet. And I love you.



(Rahul Roushan aka Pagal Patrakar is the editor of the leading Indian news satire website Faking News. You can connect with him on Twitter and on Facebook.)