Saree about That

Confused about the share market? Just watch women and learn says The Fake Jhunjhunwala. Apparently, a lot of the skills he has used in the Stock Market have been developed after carefully observing the behavior of women....

"Markets are like women- always commanding, mysterious, unpredictable and volatile." This is a great saying. It is a great saying not only for the genius it contains but also the perfectly executed order of words revealing the crisp analogy rhythmically designed to effectively and purposefully convey one type of intelligence needed to understand the markets.



Such a precise harmony of words could have poured forth only from the lips of the most well accomplished, strong, erudite, sexy, magnificently talented awesome person in the history of history. Now that I think of it, I clearly remember saying this. Therefore to sum up this saying is great not only for the great wisdom it reveals but also because it is great wisdom revealed by the greatest among those who possess greatness - ME.



A lot of the skills I have used in the Stock Market have been developed after carefully observing the behavior of Women. The female species is intriguing because stocks behave like Women. Some act too pricey, some are cheap, many perform silently well day in and day out but are easily overlooked for ones that simply put on a show but actually lack substance. Indeed watching women teaches one a lot about the Share Market.



During one of my recent adventures, I traveled to a city famous for its Silk exports and Silk Sarees. I shall not take the city's name because the ones who dwell in this city would then build a temple on their soil to worship ME after realizing that it was indeed I who had once walked the hallowed ground beneath their feet. I am a very humble person. I do not want to inconvenience people by allowing them to build a temple for me. Therefore I shall not take this city's name.

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