A new show premiered on TV recently hosted by the honorable expression superhero Sir Arjun Rampal, Cousin of West Indian Fast Bowler Ravi Rampaul. I have gained top secret knowledge thanks to extensive investigations by the CBI, CIA, KGB and MI5 combined which reveal that supermegafantasticawesomeginormous Film Director Madhur Bhandarkar will be on the show soon.
To confirm this I asked Madhur Bhandarkar to appear in front of me because Madhur Bhandarkar is one person whose actions I track closely because he is a person of interest much like Munaf Patel, Rakhi Sawant, HD Deve Gowda, Ravindra Jadeja and many more. Check out my conversation with Madhur Bhandarkar:
Me: Eh Yo Madhur Bhandarkar! Wassup dawg?
Madhur: Rakesh Sir! I am very excited. Soon I will be on TV to talk about my brilliantly life altering films with people who love to hate me.
Me: Very nice! Which films?
Madhur: All of them Rakesh Sir! Films like Chandni Bar - A film where the main character works in a bar and faces hardships in the Bar World. Then she has to deal with these troubles.Me: Ah! Nice story
Madhur: Yes Rakesh Sir. I like to tell a different story in each of my films. Take for example another film of mine, Corporate - A film where the main character works in a corporation and faces hardships in the corporate world. Then she has to deal with these troubles.
Me: What about Fashion?
Madhur: Yeah! Fashion is an incredible film of mine. In Fashion the main character works as a model and faces hardships in the world of fashion. Then she has to deal with these troubles.
Madhur: I also made a film called Page 3. It's about Print Journalism. In Page 3 the main character works as a Journalist and faces hardships in the world of Journalism. Then she has to deal with these troubles.
Madhur: More recently I've been involved with HEROINE as you know. It's become infamous because of Aishwarya signing on, then getting pregnant and leaving with lots of drama. Now I've signed on Kareena to replace Ash in heroine.
Me: What's the story about?
Madhur: Oh it's awesome and truly unique Rakesh Sir. In Heroine the main character works as an actress and faces hardships in the film world. Then she has to deal with these troubles.
Me: You're awesome dude!
Madhur: Yay! Thanks Rakesh Sir. I also have another story for a film called Alien. Do you want to hear the story?
Me: Umm...let me guess. In Alien the main character is an Alien and faces hardships in the Alien World. Then she has to deal with these troubles. Right?
Madhur: Wow! Absolutely right Rakesh Sir!!! You are awesome! Wow! How the hell did you Know?
Me: Oh! It was just a wild guess.
The Fake Jhunjhunwala is the parody writer of the popular blog 'The Secret Journal Of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala'. He likes counting money. He is a big fan of Samosas, Ice Cream, Pav Bhaji, Pizza, Garlic Bread and Beer.
His hobbies include playing Super Mario, Stalking Hot Babes and Watching B-Grade films to intensively investigate any censor board violations. He also watches Cricket and worships Sachin Tendulkar as much as he worships himself. Read more from him at http://www.rakeshjhunjhunwala.in/
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