The new book, Asterix and the Picts, is set in Scotland. But which one of the characters best describes you?
1. Did you have a life-changing accident when you were little?
a. I’d never be that stupid
b. Ohmigod, yes!
c. Mmm, I caused that accident
d. Don’t know
2. Do you have a taste for wild boar?
a. Yes! b. Yes! c. No d. Just the bones
3. Do you think the Romans are idiots?
a. Of course! b. They sure are easy to punch
c. They hate my magic! d. People who cut down trees are worse!
4. What’s your ideal career?
a. Warrior/adventurer b. Menhir deliveryman c. Magic potion maker d. Pretending to follow a trail, but actually following the scent of food
5. How would someone describe you?
a. Tiny, brave, smart b. Big, funny, loyal c. Ageless, wise, peaceful d. Intelligent, playful, short-tempered
You’re the warrior hero who’s the centre of all the stories
You’re the lovable loyal best friend who’s also the comic relief
You’re the village druid who brews the potion that makes the drinker strong
You’re the dog who’s made himself invaluable on the Asterix adventures
From HT Brunch, November 3
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