No fairytale end to this smoke
It’s getting rather nasty now, this whole smoking thing of mine, between my seven-year-old and me, writes Soumya Bhattacharya.delhi Updated: Jul 26, 2009 00:41 IST
It’s getting rather nasty now, this whole smoking thing of mine, between my seven-year-old and me.
Earlier this week, I bought my first pack with a grim, pictorial health warning. I asked if they had, as they do abroad, a choice of pictorial warnings. (When abroad, I tend to go for the ones that say ‘Smoking when pregnant will harm your baby’. That’s something that will never happen to me.)
They didn’t. Once home, was particularly vigilant so that Oishi did not stumble upon it: the latest in a long line of shameful secretiveness, elisions and untruths that have come to define conversations between us in this fraught matter.
She has learnt in school just how terrible smoking is, and how much it poisons this dear planet of ours.
Oishi is worried about all of us; she cares very much about the future of the planet. (Given that she has many more years left on the planet than I do, she ought to.)
I usually abhor the infantilism attendant on the smoker. See, I do know it’s not the world’s healthiest habit, it’s just that I am self destructive enough to not be able to help myself. So I don’t need you to tell me that.
If I had a rupee for every occasion an adult told me, “It’s bad for your health, you know,” I wouldn’t need the day job to make a living.
With a child, the rules of engagement change.
The cultural relativism by which I live my life is subsumed by the kind of moral determinism by which we force her to lead hers.
So the question of free will and choice and there being no absolute truth doesn’t hold.
“If it’s bad for you, you can’t do it” is instead the unequivocal line. (Can’t blame her: We use it with her too. “Watching rubbish TV is bad for you, you can’t do it.)
So I am — like a writer I admire — reduced to a pathetic creature who is faced with this proper little fascist who knows she can be uncompromisingly authoritarian and get away with it because she is strengthened by moral righteousness.
So I do the thing that I hate most when it comes to dealing with my daughter: I dissemble. I say — like the writer I admire — that I’ll give up once I finish my next book. Allowing for the fact that I would like to start another book after finishing the next one (so that there is always a next book to finish), it’s a lie that will see me through for a while.
I hate myself for doing this. It’s part of the genuine self-loathing that defines addiction. Why can’t I just give it up? Who said it was as easy as just giving it up? Now don’t start… Yes, I would. If I could, I surely would.