Heylo my coconut crispies. Vijjy is back from his Kumbh snan. In the mad rush he misplaced his private jet, missed jumping on to the Rajdhani express and finally had to drive down. No wonder, my silver-bearded beau is in the dumps. Never mind, I console him, at least he’s washed off his sons and is now a pavitra paapi. Tee hee!
On my part, I’ve been keeping myself updated on the IPL games because I knew that Vijjy would want me to keep the score in his absence. He had hoped to connect with Preity Zinta at Haridwar but missed the co-owner of Kings XI Punjab by hours. Sigh!
Anyway, I’ve told him that the Royals beat the Royals last Wednesday. If you are a cricket buff you’ll know I mean that Royal Challengers Bangalore trashed Rajasthan Royals in the battle between Shilpa Shetty and Katrina Kaif. Who says our Kat is unlucky for her team, not moi, it’s the silly Mottu.
On my part, I think Kat has learnt a lot about the cherry and the willow since she became a brand ambassador for RC and now is even open to the idea of becoming a callebaaz. What’s more, Anjum Chopra, former captain of the Indian women’s cricket X! says that the actress would be a welcome addition to the team. Who knows, it could get them more funds and some male cheer leaders too.
The only problem is that Kat doesn’t like to field at the boundary. She has to be in the thick of action. And she hates being given out. So you’ll need an umpire whose finger will never go up when pretty Kat is at the crease. Howzatt!