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Hi da hi, my dahlias, am back in town with my dearies. Madhu the Mottu Maid and Vaziran the Sexy Sharara bua. Must thank Deadly Delnaz for holding the fort for me.. hey thanks D D out there.
And listen if I find my former research assistant Dimwit Mirza seeking my attention again, I’m just going to blow my top (it’s from DKNY). Imagine, Dimmy was dressed up as the elevator boy, all in khaki, to beg forgiveness. I told her to take a walk on the wild side, which she does anyway.
Forget Dimmy ya. Do you even know that when I was driving far far away from home through beautiful south India? And I had to just stop.. because of a punctured tyre of our Bentley at a three-starrish hotel. Meaning, the hotel was very ewwww, not the kind I’d want to be seen in. But hey hang on, it was worth the halt.
Because cricketer Harbhajan Singh was there too. As soon as he saw me, he tried to hide his face under a red cap. I blushed redder on seeing him there.. because it was with (actress) Geeta Basra in tow. I’d heard rumours about the odd twosome, of course, but this was a bit much. In the south, in an aisa taisa hotel, what could Bhajji and Geetaji be doing?
I didn’t dare stop Bhajji in his tracks. Marne ka hai kya? I certainly don’t want to be remembered as a female Sreesanth. Ooof, really.
Three men and a beach
This must be the day of cricket. And if I hear anything more about our cricket stars, I might just wear pads (eeee), a helmet and knock out sixers myself.
Talk is that Yuvraj Singh, Ajay Jadeja and Ashish Nehra are currently having the time of their lives in Goa.
Yeah, there’s nothing quite like the beach city with its bikini bods to take a few days of sanyas, is there?
Jassi jaisa koi nahin?
Oi. Mottu, who can be trusted to know everyone who’s no one in tinsel town, reports that there is a gent called Jassi Walia, brother to Bunty, who’s really trying to get into the good books of Manyata Dutt.
Since Manyaji decides whom Sanjay Dutt should work with and whom he should not, our Jassi is trying to get bhabiji’s blessings. Then only will he ever get to make a movie.. which I certainly hope is not as scary as EMI (or was it IEM.. jo bhi). Question is will bhabhiji give Jassi her aashirwad? Maybe her sahelis Ameesha and Sophie Chaudhary know. Mottu doesn’t. Saaad.
Hey, I do like the sense of humour of Twinkle Khanna.. and her reinvention. Every movie star wants his or her house done up by Twinks.. including Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor. Their separate apartments in Bandra that is. Saif’s got himself a duplex that really looks cushy.
Yeah back to Twinks, she’s been nixing several offers and the reason she offers is, “Sorry but I have to be out of town with Kinng.. spelt with a double nn.”
Normally, I wouldn’t have told you this. But Vaziran bua insists that I do because the cosmetic surgery-gone-wrong saga of Koena Mitra could be material for a Madhur Bhandarkar slice-of-life movie.
Bua says for two long months Koena had shut herself in her Lokhandwali home. No visitors were allowed. Even the milkman wasn’t permitted to peek inside. And the good news is that she’s sorted herself out completely.. not bua but Koena sillies.. and is ready to face the world again. Aha, bua does like happy endings. But then such is life dearies.