Baar baar dekho
Wassup my mango cheesecakes! How goes it in your world? As for moi, I’m so tired of Vyjjy’s incessant proposals that I’ve decided I’ve had enough of his pleading on bended knees et al. So, to get away from Vyjjy who’s getting increasingly obsessive about me.. I called my travel agent Chomas Took to book myself a holiday in Greece, where I shall take off for this weekend.
Meanwhile, Aditya Chopra’s obsession with Rani Mukherji continues unabated. My tweety dropped by to say that she’s glad she stopped by at Yash Raj Studios a couple of days ago. Reason, she spotted Adi bhai.. exiting one cabin and entering another.. that too as fast as he could. Wonder who he was trying so hard to avoid running into.
Anyway, point is that these days, Adi bhai has been watching and re-watching and re-re-watching Rani Mukherji’s movie also featuring Shahid Kapur, helmed by first timer Anurag Singh.
Kyun? Kyunki Adi bhai wants to ensure that it turns out perfect in every aspect. Especially since he apparently wasn’t too pleased with the first rough cut and personally reshot a considerable portion of the film.
Now now.. who’s gonna tell him that it’s not such a good idea to be overly obsessed about anything?
Certainly none of his employees. But then, it takes such a long long time for an outsider to spot Adi bhai, ki kya bataaon. So I shouldn’t bother, no?
Alright, now Madhu my Mottu Maid has just sauntered in, claiming to have some really todu khabar. She says that everybody who is somebody is talking about Ayesha Takia’s shaadi with Farhan Azmi, that took place a couple of days ago.
So? So, I’m told that nobody is speaking up that Ayesha’s father Nishith was conspicuous by his absence at the ceremonies. Seems everyone who attended the nikhaah and the party after that, were asking one another about Mr Takia’s missing ways, albeit in hushed tones.
Hmm, yeh hui na kuchh raaz ki baat. Or should I say naaraazgi ki baat? Hmmm.. must send Mottu to investigate why Papa Takia was nowhere to be seen at Ayesha beti’s wedding.
The EX effect
Ooof! I wonder why can’t some gals make up their minds whether they want to stay in touch with their former boyfriends.. or not. Specially after making all efforts to avoid bumping into them not only in town, but also on pardesi shores.
Like Sameera Reddy, who didn’t want to be caught breathing the same air as ex beau Shamshul Lalwani when she went to Dubai with her gang of girls to bring in the New Year. And now, barely a couple of months since then, I’m told Sam is still in touch with Lalwani.
But she’s exercising utmost discretion about her dangerous dosti. Why, why? Because she feels she has a good line up of films and is expecting to bounce back into the reckoning when they release in the next few months. High hopes really.
Her skinny secrets
I was so wrong to think that Mottu had gone to investigate Mr Nishit Takia’s absence at his daughter Ayesha’s shaadi with Farhan Azmi. She’s back and with some salads from Fratelli Fresh.
According to Mots, that’s the restaurant at Powai’s Renaissance hotel, where singer-actress Kylie Minogue is staying currently.
Seems, the international star who’s doing a song and dance number with Akshay Kumar for Blue, loves the food at Fratelli Fresh so much that she orders room service from the restaurant only. Yeh aur baat hai that she doesn’t visit the restaurant herself.
Mottu even found out that Kylie is on a low carb diet and eats mostly salads and light meals. Apparently, she.. Kylie, not Mottu sillies.. has issued strict instructions to not include any bread, rotis in her meals. And she hasn’t yet tried the Indian food there either.
Aha.. must ask Akshay what he treated Kylie to when he invited her for lunch at his pad.
That’s two much
Looks like I’ll have to install some firewalls on my kaali-berry, to trash out unwanted messages.. pronto. Like this sms that is declaring Anjana Sukhani and Rehan Khan as an ideal couple, just because they are constantly boosting each other’s confidence.
I’m told Anjana and Rehan have been encouraging each other about their respective movies, and how they will make it big soon. That sounds so much like Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja.. who stood for one another after their Love Story 2050 tanked.
And we all know what happened to them. My khabru is hoping it turns out well for Anjana and Rehan. Really now.
But then, such is life dearies.