Morning my honey buns! You must be wondering how I can be so cheerful on a Monday morning.. that’s because I have loads of sizzling stuff to share with you and I don’t know where to start.
Oi oi.. excuse moi while I listen to my pretty reporter Rapchik Rajni. She’s demanding immediate attention from me despite looking somewhat dazed after partying through the weekend.
She sauntered in to China House on Saturday night and spotted Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone at the far end, partying with.. guess who? Sonam Kapoor. Thrilled that she had struck gold, Rajni left her arm candy boyfriend and pushed through the crowd towards the trio. And Rajni even swears they were wearing colour-coordinated outfits. While Sonam chose to go with black, Deepika opted for a white wash and Ranboo went blue.
But by the time she reached them, Ranboo and Deeps had drifted a few feet away and rather than butt into the coosome twosome, Rajni decided to chat up solo Sonam. She expressed surprise to see the Kapoor kudi hanging out with her once ‘good friend’ and his current girlfriend. Rajni had moped for days after hearing that Ranboo had broken up with his Saawariya heroine and later on started seeing Deepi.
To cut back to the present, Sonam laughed at her question, insisting that Ranbir and she had always been just friends.. and would remain just friends.
So saying, she tripped up to join Ranboo and Deepi leaving Rajni wondering over yeh dosti. She’s still pondering..
Wait.. wait.. wait
Now, if a guy can make a gal wait without her whining, then he has to be someone special. My jasoos from Juhu saw Celina Jaitly checking her watch every few seconds at PVR on Saturday evening.
The minutes ticked by.. but her date didn’t turn up. Finally, Celina who didn’t want to miss the movie, called him and cooed.. “Where are you? How soon will you reach? The film will start any minute now. We can’t miss the beginning..”
My jasoos hung around wondering who the lucky boy was. He soon waltzed in.. Celina’s face brightened and my khabru’s face clouded. It was only Tusshar Kapoor.
The movie they dashed in to see was Luck by Chance.. and my sleuth is wondering if anything will happen here. You see, he’s a die-hard pyaar, ishq aur mohabbat type.
Two of a kind
Sanjeev Kohli, the former CEO of Yash Raj Films, has finally found himself a sympathiser. Someone who understand his present predicament.. and knows what it’s like to be ousted from a company after years of loyal service.
Hey, he even shares the same surname. I’m talking about Kunal Kohli, who had to be content with only thoda pyaar after his maiden production venture, financed by Yash Raj, tanked at the box-office.
I’m told Kunal and Kohli met recently to reminisce about their time together. Soon the conversation moved to Kunal’s production company.. and they moved to discuss working together again. What is it they used to say in Hindi movies? Dushman ka dushman dost hota hai.. and all that.
Mottu hasn’t left yet. She’s waiting to tell me a tiddy-bitty on David Dhawan.. of all people. On her way out of the Marriott, Mots spotted the Nizam of Nonsense drive in, with wife Laali.
Mots wanted to chat him up but changed her mind when David stepped out of the car.. clad in bermudas and T-shirt. Motti doubled over laughing and ran before he caught her.. laughing. Bechari.. Laaliji, not Mots sillies. But then, such is life dearies.