Ex girlfriend Rhea doesn't take Sanju's calls
Uncle Sanju did try to get in touch with Rhea Pillai.. just to say hello, hi.. but she didn’t take his calls.entertainment Updated: Jan 12, 2009 14:13 IST
Ab Dilli door nahin
Hi da dee, Haaaaaappppy New Year.. my nougats.. mwaaaah.. love you all.
Madhu my Mottu Maid and Vaziran bua send their greetings too.. in fact we’re looking ever so cool.. the teen deviyans.. but hang on, my ex-research assistant Dimwit Mirza is ringing the doorbell.. she’s returned like a bad penny, but despite the jolly-ho season, have told the security to throw her out (gently).
I didn’t have any special plans for the eve but you know how it is, Vyjjy and I just flew to the Eiffel Tower for a couple of hours for a cuddle and an ear-lobe bite. Our relationship is stuck there.. but it’s nazook kali moi who doesn’t want to take it further.
Meanwhile as our jet plane landed, my airport informants told me that Sanjay Dutt has been jetting to Delhi and back quite frequently. On normal flights, of course..Vyjjy won’t lend him his jet. Anyway, Uncle Sanjay landed around 10.30 pm recently, in a Kingfisher flight, from Delhi where consultations are on.. whether he should join politics or not as soon as possible.
Don’t know how a nayak-turned-neta will be.. but I did feel a bit sorry on being informed that there was no one to receive him at the airport. Nooooo, Manyata was not there, and I thought she mothered him 24 x 7. Instead, Uncle Sanju’s secretary was there.. and you should have seen Sanju’s face. He looked as if he was the loneliest man on the planet.. by that I mean Sanju not the secretary, sillies.
And I also hear that last year.. on quite a few occasions, Uncle Sanju did try to get in touch with Rhea Pillai.. just to say hello, hi.. but she didn’t take his calls. So, why am I not surprised?
Whoa, got to hand it to Dadoo B. Frequently, he doesn’t have a clue about all the jiggery pokery around him. But now news is that while shooting for a movie in Pune, he was pretty upset on learning that some members of his security were making merry on his account. Afwah hai ki they were wining-dining and passing on the bill to his account.
On discovering this, Dadoo had the offending securitywallas sacked and has got himself new rakshaks. And by the way, talk is that a book of his movie posters which he is about to release was disapproved by him some years ago.
Copies were lying bunched up for no fathomable reason at all. Now, evidently Dadoo thinks they rock and so an exclusive and expensive release function is on. Dadoo really tussi great ho!
Biwi ho to aisi
Aha, I’m all agog. I do love to dance at weddings even if it’s only on the disco floor of my mind. Seems director Sanjay Gupta will remarry his estranged wife Anu at her parents’ place in Pune on January 9. Believe me, Anu’s the sweetest, most sensible gal I’ve encountered ever.
Two friends of Uncle Gups are not likely to be invited though. One, Dia Mirza because Anu has given an ultimatum that she shouldn’t be anywhere in the vicinity.
And second, Jasmeet Dhodi, assistant director. Chalo, as long as I’m there, the glamour quotient will be more than glitzy ritzy.
Oi. Riya Sen performed at a naach gaana function at Pune for New Year’s eve. Then she joined sister Raima and mom Moon Moon Sen at the farmhouse of family friend Bala ‘Venky’s’ Venkatesh.
Oh oh, what’s this? Riya and Raima, all domesticated on the revelry day?
Perhaps, they’re slowing down on their multi-partying ways. But then, such is life, dearies.
Mr India.. shining again
Mottu the Maid who’s the kind who’ll even keep track of what Boney Kapoor is up to has discovered that plans are on all over again to produce a sequel of Mr India under the ‘creative supervision’ of Shekhar Kapur. The full-fledged director will be Anurag Basu though.
Anil Kapoor and Sridevi are likely to make appearances.. but the focus will be on Mr India ka Beta.. this could be a kid from the original version who’s an adult now.
Shiver me timbers, I do hope that doesn’t mean Aftab Shivdasani or choreographer Ahmed Khan in the title role
Frankly, if it has to be between the two, I’d opt for Ahmed. At least he can dance, saala.