I’m sitting in a remote corner of MP, which though very scenic and calm, is cut off from the rest of the world with its almost non existent Internet service. So, how do I send my next article for HT? Believe it or not, this is either a very short article I'm writing, or an extremely long SMS! It was my only option.
Because I can't possibly write on a particular topic in this situation, I thought I might as well tell you guys a couple of jokes I'd heard when I was a kid — these 2 jokes have stayed with me to this day and they still make me laugh and I'd like to share them with you. The first one being when I saw Eddie Murphy perform on-stage in one of his stand-up acts back in the 80s — A rabbit and a bear were taking a dump in the forest.
The bear asks the rabbit, "hey, do you have a problem with s#!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says "no". So the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit!!!!!
The second one was told to me by my sister and I actually went and said it out loud in front of my class when I was in class three. It went something like this: There were 3 bears. Mama bear, Papa bear and Baby bear — all three of them were constipated, so they went to the doctor. Doctor gave Papa bear 10 pills,Mama bear 5 pills and Baby bear 1 pill.
The next day the Papa bear came out of the toilet and said,"Me very thankful, me did a tankful". Mama bear came out and said, "Me very grateful, me did a plateful”. Then Baby bear came out and said,"Me broken hearted, me only farted".
I must add that my teacher never ever called me again to tell another joke in front of my class.
They say laughter is the best medicine and these jokes make me laugh even today. Either they must be very funny or it doesn't take much to make me laugh. Either way, I carry my medicine !
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