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Kab coo coo kahan
Yoo hoo my yodellums, how goes it in your hemisphere today? Mine is as thanda as Akshay Kumar’s rapidly greying stubble beard, ya. Guess kinngs needn’t care about their groominng-shroominng.
Now, why am I even getting into that? Or reveal that I make Rs 73 crore in half a day, thanks to Lake’s & Pond’s which is just one of my cosmetix companies. Still, see my head hasn’t swollen, has it?
And I’m as humble as Dadoo B is at most ribbon cutting functions. Which reminds me Vaziran Bua wants me to ask Dadoo to inaugurate her new Hookah Factory.. but I won’t. I’d rather hog all the limelite myself. Time I did, no? Indeed, that’s what Aditya Chopra and Sun Barjatya have been advising me to do.. chalo dekhenge.
Okay, the hard copy of the day is that Shilpa Shetty and aashiq Raj Kundra (in stubble) were all over themselves at the Indigo Deli in Andheri around 9 pm, the other day. Raj was kissing her all over the cheeks. Shilpoo untied her hair. Ewww, hope he didn’t have a Hair Salad.
Anyway, the rather unusual show of affection in public, didn’t interest anyone (not even the star struck waiters). They dined, wined, cooed and billed.
Suggestion: how about choosing a more discreet place where the kids don’t have to ask their mums and dads, “What is auntyyyyy doing there?” Really, now.Ragging zameen par
Honestly, he’s a boy after my heart. That’s Junaid, Aaamir Khan’s son, who’s in the ninth standard of Poddar school at Santa Cruz. He is an adept football player and is extremely serious when it comes to studies.
But according to my junior jasoos, dear Junaid is ragged far too often by his classmates. Nicely, he takes it on the chin always. Attaboy.
How dare he!.. how dare she!
Oiks, she has some nerve. Amrita Arora has been throwing tantrums on the sets of Indian Idol 4, a TV lafanga tells me. It seems one day, dear Tusshar Kapoor arrived a bit late because of unavoidable circumstances (don’t know what that means.. but still I’ll go with it).
And Ms Arora cribbed and cribbed about how he late he was. Oh come on, just remember Tushki did you a big favour by agreeing to share the same platform as you, didn’t he? I wouldn’t.
Bear bear dekho
Mush, mush, mush. Talk is that Harman Baweja is back in town with 30 gifts for Priyanka Chopra because they didn’t meet up for 30 days.
What a wonderful idea. But I do hope the gifts are exclusive and expensive, the way even Dadoo B likes them.
Anyway, the last time I saw a Harman Baweja gift, it was a sea blue teddy bear. I’m still recovering from seeing the sad, sad teddy. Makes me weep.
Madhu my Mottu Maid says that the teddy was pink. Vaziran claims the teddy was purple. Eeeeesh, why don’t they even let me cry in peace?Adam’s madame
Uh huh. Adam Bedi aka Kabir Bedi’s beta, talk goes, has secretly married Nisha Harale. Now who sheeeeee? My research team led by the very informed lady Dimwit Mirza, informs that she.. Nisha not Dimwit sillies.. had once acted in a movie called Ab Bas.
Alas, the title of that movie turned out to be very ironically correct for Nisha.
No probs. But the thing is that Adam and Nisha are not talking about their court ki shaadi which happened way back in July this year.. Only Mottu types are. But then, such is life dearies.