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How dee do dums my juicy fruit gums? On a Tuesday, I like to laze around in my boudoir with Laraboo, my billiboo, for company, and instruct Madhu my Mottu Maid on how to shine up my silver mojdis.. no worrying about mundane matters.
But kya karoon? I’ve been bombarded with incessant phone calls about how Priyanka Chopra just won’t stop calling Madhur Bhandarkar. Why the tinkle tinkles? Simple, Fashion’s finally broken her flop run and Madhur is her current best friend. But hey, I’m told, there’s nothing more to worry this nirdeshak-abhinetri dosti, so her man can take a chill pill.
But with PC, even professional can get personal. I hear, she has been recommending beau Harman Baweja to Bhandarkar every hour. She’s hoping he can work some jaadu (magic, not the dhoop-seeking alien, my sweetums) on Harman’s career too, just like he did for Piggy Chops’.
Of course, being ever so politically correct, Bhandarkar bhai just smiles away at her recommendations. He’s already hooked and booked Neil Nitin Mukesh for Jail and now not even PC can put her man behind the reel-life bars. God, today even a prison sentence is a oh-so-coveted. Wonder what’s next?
Meanwhile, PC was inquiring about her man’s return home from his staff.. he’s been away for almost a month. I can understand her impatience but why doesn’t she ask Harman directly? She just has to pick up her cell mate. Unless she’s planning to surprise him by landing up at the airport. Cho chweet!No Kat please
Meanwhile, all’s not fine with the Khan parivar and Katrina Kaif. And Arbaaz Khan’s maiden production venture has just exposed more cracks.
Of course, Salman Khan will feature in Arboo’s project, but despite his recommendation, Kat won’t be asked to step into it.
Reason: Arboo’s begum Malaika Arora isn’t too fond of Kat, never mind that her devarji and even her darling beta Arhaan are lattoo over the Kat woman.
Don’t be surprised if Kat chooses to stay away from the movie’s promotion in the future. As they say, this is just the beginning, aage aage dekhte hain, hota hai kya. Methinks I’ll just take a Kit Kat break. More wholesome!No more a raaz ki baat
Now a jasoos from Juhu wants to tell me about some jhagda patti at theVishesh Films office. Seems director Mohit Suri and mentor Mahesh Bhatt had a major tu tu main main a few days ago, over the promo of their movie Raaz 2.
According to my sleuth, Mohit Suri wanted a wordless ad to accentuate the darr but bak bak Bhatt saab insisted on dialoguebaazi. He was convinced that their horror story would not make a thunderous impact otherwise. When they couldn’t agree they asked for their their in-house hero’s suggestion.
The argument got even more heated when Emraan Hashmi too sided with cousin Mohit. But finally Bhatt had to give in to his bhanjas’ demand. Really now.. too much mach mach, I tell you. Next this Suri boy will want to make a silent movie and that Emmy will want to make one with 50 kisses. God, what’s the world coming to?Later, later..
What is with this Motti? Now she’s droning about Drona saying it’s still sparking of much rona dhona. I want to cry so much, but Mottu won’t stop droning. She says thanks to this dudola A B Corp’s The Legend of Kunal has been postponed to the end of next year. Yeah, the one in which Dadoo Amitabh Bachchan is playing Emperor Ashok.
Does he have to do everything Shah Rukh Khan has done just to prove that the Shahenshah rules over the Badshah? The games people play at his age!
Anyway, seems director Chandraprakash Dwivedi has been asked to re-work the script and make it pacy. Considering that the aitihaasik movie is costing the Bachchans quite a packet, they don’t want to be driven to rona again. What a sob story! Mottu will you stop, pleeeeeeaaaaaase.Talent shopping
Seems her trip to Shimla has made Mottu cold to pleas of any sort. Now, she’s going chau chau about the Chopras of Yash Raj Films who are toying with the idea of starting a new department. I was hoping it would be a canteen improvement one but turns out it’s a talent hunt division.
Aditya Chopra wants the company to go the Hollywood way.. never mind that Roadside Romeo has fallen by the well, roadside.
Seems Adi bhai wants to groom and launch young talent. Never mind if Uday Chopra is still waiting for his career to move into top gear. So for the time being the young-at-heart Rani Mukherji still reigns. Kya doomtime aaya hai! But then, such is life dearies.