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Cut, chop, think, promo, yippee
Hiya my darling dewdrops, see Vaziran bua is jet lagging. Madhu my Mottu Maid is down with viral fever and is being attended to by a battery of doctors. They so adore her that they’ve been hanging around her mini-villa for hours.. and are actually looking more hot and feverish than her. Oof, men!
They want perfection and have found it in Mottu. Hmm. Meanwhile, there’s chitter chatter that Aamir Khan is on one of those ‘perfection’ trips again. I shouldn’t be surprised. In fact, I stifled a yawn when I was informed that he’s making another promo of Ghajini because he thinks that only he can get it right.
So A K’s editing away, late at night, at a studio close to his Bandra office. Heavens this Ghajini had better be a monumental classic.. or else I will demand a refund for my tickets (I book the entire auditorium and at times, the entire multiplex darlings).
And yeah, am also waiting for this movie to do its number and vanish.. because then Jiah Khan needn’t be scared of chatting with her buddies like me. Really, she has nothing to lose but her chains.. doesn’t she?Indian rope trick
Oiks, I still have to meet up with Adah Sharma. But I’m not sure I should. What if she starts screaming at me, turns blue and chalky in the face, climbs up a wall, and makes scary cackling sounds?
Talk is that Adah’s taken her 1920 horror flick role so seriously that she has a thick rope hanging in her bedroom at Bandra. She does gymnastics on it. I’m really mortified of catching her in a bad mood.
What if she suddenly wants to strangle Vaziran, Mottu and moi when we pay her a visit. We plan to do that just because of that much-whispered- about rope. We HAVE to see it.
But of course, we’ll be taking along burly security guards from the agency run by Ronit Roy. Or is it Rohit Roy? So confusing life is. Hai na, solo solo?
Aha. Remember the Adhikari Brothers? They made movies, run a satellite channel and there was one Gautam Adhikari who was always being confused for a newspaper editor. Ummm.
Anyway seems the brothers went along to meet Tusshar Kapoor to sign him up for a solo-hero movie. But Tusshar being the smartie-pant that he is said no. He wanted other heroes in the project.
Adhikaris were stunned by Tushki’s humility. So they have resolved to sign up other heroes with him. But who? Sis Ektaa Kapoor will have to approve and you know how she is. If any of the hero’s names start with a K, they won’t be eligible. She’s gone off the K-word. Oooof, really. Buy buy bye bye
Complaints are pouring in, on email, sms, letters and even personal meetings. Salespersons at the Mega Mall at Oshiwara say that Minissha Lamba drops in at the shops practically every day after her workouts at the Fitness Fit gyms.
Then she checks out every cosmetic, bikini (yeah she needs a new one), shoes, outfits, pins, needles, the works. But so far, she has NOT bought a single item. Bachna ae Lady Lamba se or what? Kahin Deepak jale, kahin dil
And really, forget Shahid Kapoor. He’s too gallant and well behaved. But Tom, Dick and Deepak Tijoriwala has told me that he is fed up with Rani Mukherji’s high-handed behaviour on the shoot of the Yash Raj movie featuring her a disguised wannabe cricket star.
She’s calling the shots in the absence of a director who can tell her to take a walk, and she’s even advising senior co-stars how to act. At this rate, she won’t have many friends left, will she? Then, she didn’t have many in the first place.
But then such is life dearies.