It’s not everyday that you see Mr Khiladi crying, announced K.One as he barges into my boudoir.
Vijjy is glaring at him, his fists curled by his side.
I don’t want any khatra so I quickly try to get my Russian Bond to move on. But hey, he’s stuck on Khatron Ke Khiladi — Torchaar and is rambling about how Akshay Kumar was all teary-eyed when a contestant, Ahran, had to get out of the game because of a silly mistake.
Ahran was equally upset about letting down his childhood idol and there were plenty of tears.
Hmmmm, looking at Vijjy I can see danger looming ahead. I better march the spy, who loves me, out of my room before he finds himself a reason to cry as well.
My beau has been taking boxing lessons from another Vijjy — Vijender Singh, the Olympian mukkebaaz — and I don’t want K.One to go boo boo!