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Faster than a speeding ticket.
You probably don’t recognise me without the cape.
My feminine side is lesbian.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
Jesus loves you. But I’m his favourite.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
You read my bumper sticker. That’s enough social interaction for today.
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah, who shoots and SCORES!
I’m so far behind, I thought I was first.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.