Morning my custard melkkos. Vyjjy is parked in South Africa and has been begging me to join him there so I can catch the IPL action ‘live’. I’ve finally relented, after telling him that I won’t stay longer than 24 hours. He’s promised to send his private jet over by evening.
Meanwhile, I was chilling out on my terrace, sipping my lichi cremosa and wondering where Mallika Sherawat has disappeared.. when Rapchik Rajni sauntered in, announcing that she has some dope on the Mallika-e-Azam who was betterknown for shooting from her lip, hip and.. never mind.
The self-proclaimed Queen was conspicuous by her absence at the premiere of the Hindi version of Dashavatharam that unveiled in the city the other evening.
Seems she.. Mallika, not Rajni sillies.. had some major differences with Kamal Haasan after the film’s music launch by Jackie Chan last year. Apparently, he gave her a verbal dressing down about how she was hogging the limelight for herself when the movie was so much bigger than her.
Bas aur kya? When it was time to dub the film in Hindi, Mallikaji didn’t have dates. After chasing her endlessly, the film’s makers opted to give up and have her lines voiced by a dubbing artiste.
But then, they had the gall to call her to invite her for the premiere. The actress got her staff to answer on her behalf.. and tell them that she would be out of the country.
Rajni has found out since that La Sherawat is working to change her image.. from sex siren to actress of substance.. in her next film, Hiss, directed by Jennifer Lynch.
I’ll believe that when I see the Hiss story. For now, looks like MS is history!