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Dutt’s the way
Heylo, my chocolate chip cookies. Vijjy, my silver haired beau, was at my doorstep early in the morning with a huge bouquet of red roses.. and his millionth proposal. He even promised me a honeymoon in the Bahamas.
But I’ve turned him down.. and his generous offer to plumb the depths of the ocean. Given how blue Anthony D’souza’s Blue team is feeling, I think I’d prefer to stay far away from those stormy waters.. and Vijjy’s attempts to tie me down to domesticity.
Who knows, once we take the saat pheras, Vijjy may just decide he has the right to direct all my moves, like Mrs Dutt at Pali Hill’s Imperial Heights. Yes, Manyata bhabhi has told all her husband’s producer dosts that with the elections coming up, Baba needs to concentrate on his political career.
This means, no shooting for the next three months. Now Anthony who’s caught in a one-upmanship show of strength between Sanju and Akshay Kumar, his men in Blue, has company.. more becharas beating their heads against an implacable wall. Dutt teri ki!
And just in case you are one of those who still has a role for Sanju, and want to give him a narration, don’t fret, bhabhi’s there to lend you her ears. If the new Mrs Dutt can listen to her Mr Dutt.. he can listen to her too. I agree but for the Anthonys of the world it’s probably getting a bit too much. But Dutt’s the way my sweets!
Move over Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan.. Shahid Kapur is here to body rock. He’s been pumping iron diligently and has supposedly built up an impressive eight-pack which will be on show in his next film, Kaminay.
Now, now, don’t go asking Shahi to take off his shirt yet. It will come off.. but only on screen. Till then the biceps.. triceps.. octaceps.. are strictly under cover.
Weight and watch
Believe it or not but Manisha Koirala has finally managed to lose all those unsightly kilos. And is looking slim and sexy again. Like Kareena Kapoor, Manya has discovered yoga. It’s shaped her body.. and her mind too. Badhai ho!
Now I just hope she doesn’t hook up with another unsuitable boy and go ruining all the hard work. I still remember when iss ladki ko dekha to aisa laga jaise khilta gulab, jaise shayar ka khwab. Lord what’s wrong with me, flashbacking to 1942. It’s that Vijjy, he’s making me dotty with his sweet nothings and glitzy somethings.
Firoz Nadiadwala has always believed in doing things BIG.. and now, my jasoos from Juhu tells me that he’s intent on bringing Hollywood to Mumbai. Must be Sajid Nadiadwala’s Sylvester Stallone connection that’s got him all charged up.
If his cousin could get Sly to make a special appearance in his Kambakht Ishq, Firoz can snag Al Pacino for a parallel lead with apna superstar Amitabh Bachchan. What’s more, this film will be directed by a Hollywood bigwig! Watch this space for more.
Now here’s Madhu my Mottu Maid with a cup of strong Colombian coffee and a brownie point on one of her regular chota mota types. Shah Rukh Khan has been saying that his son wants him to buy an island in Alaska. Once he does I’m going to dump Mots there for sure. Till then, I have to hear a lambi kahani about Mugdha Godse and her Mithun Purandare.
She’s the Fashion girl and he’s her fashionable Boy Friday. A few months ago, he had packed bag and baggage and moved out of Mughda’s apartment into an apartment of his own. Now Mottu tells me he’s shifted back and they are under one roof.
Does it look like I care? But she does. God, some people do get such cheap thrills, I tell you. But then such is life dearies.