So very cheeky
Howdee doo hoo my lamb chops! It’s a bright morning and I’m all set for my weekend in Greece. Chomas Took, my travel agent, dropped by to reassure me that everything is taken care of and I need not worry.
He had left after wishing me bon voyage, when my mobile rang. Turned out to be Vyjjy, pleading me to cancel my flight and join him aboard his private jet, but I just hung up in response. I really need to get away from his constant proposals, I tell you. So while there’s some time before I take off, let me give you your dose of daily goss.
For starters, when a birdy told me that Neil Nitin Mukesh is playing the field, I wondered whatever happened to his designer girlfriend who has a boutique in south Mumbai. Tweety maintains that she’s still an important part of his life.. but when any man would welcome a little extra attention, why single out Neil alone?
Point is that Neil was getting very chatty with Smiley Suri at a fashion event in Bangalore. So much so that at the party at Ramesh Dembla’s place after the show, he preferred Smiley’s company more than Riya Sen, Sophie Chowdhry and Shourya Chauhan together. Maybe he thought she looked great in a T-shirt over shorts, and couldn’t take his eyes of her.
If that’s not enough, every two minutes, Neil would touch Smiley’s cheeks.. and no, she didn’t seem to mind that either. Needless to say, both were enjoying each other’s attention. Then, birdy claims that she doesn’t know what happened.
Reason: when Neil learnt that his buddy Sreesanth had come there too, he left Smiley to look after herself.. while he hung around with the cricketer. No, he didn’t introduce them to each other.
After a point of time, the duo didn’t seem to enjoy the party.. and left together, close to the midnight hour, without any female company. Oof! Boys will remain boys after all.
Oi oi.. looks like Salman Khan is making it a habit to travel in autorickshaws. And not exactly a good one.. habit, not autorickshaws.. sillies. Leaving his own gaadi in a Juhu bylane for his parivaar, Sallu left from Aurus, where Amrita Arora and her hubby Shakeel Ladak hosted their post-wedding bash.
So while all the other guests turned up and left in swanky cars and SUVs, Sallu bhai stepped into an autorickshaw. Thank god for small mercies, he didn’t insist on driving it himself, letting the rickshawchalak to take him home.
Mumble jumble fumble
Hmm.. According to Rapchik Rajni, it seems the functions Amrita Arora is having for her shaadi with Shakeel Ladak clearly outnumber the movies she has acted in. Chup Rajni.
Rajni’s not done yet. She wants to know what is the matter with Deepika Padukone suddenly? Kyun? Kyunki Deepi made a big boo boo at ITC Hotel in Parel on Thursday afternoon.
I’m told Deepi endlessly fumbled when it came to unveiling the new design of Tissot watches, of which she’s a brand ambassador. Seems she went “T-Touch, T-Touch..” a few times before she actually began her announcement.
Wonder what caused her to get nervous suddenly? The presence of papa Prakash Padukone or the absence of beau Ranbir Kapoor? Or shouldn’t I ask?
Just good friends
How could I take off without Madhu my Mottu Maid having her say? She’s just sauntered thumak thumak ke, announcing that Koena Mitra is not really pleased with reports of her being in a relationship with Turkish pilot, Mett Merral.
Mottu had bumped into her in the suburbs and congratulated Mitra on the new man in her life, but she wasn’t amused. Koena asserted that Mett is just a ‘good friend’ and they like each other’s company but that’s about it.
Although Koena admitted to Mots that she’s fond of Mett, she reiterated that she’s not dating the handsome dude. Point noted Koena ji.
So much ado..
I was just about to switch off my kaaliberry, when it buzzed again. Mottu wants to tell me about a complaint against Bipasha Basu from Bangalore.
Seems the dhaansu Basu had gone to the garden city for an event, but was being too demanding with the organisers. “She was behaving in a manner which was very unbecoming of the star we know her to be,” rued the complainant to Mots.
Aisa kya kiya Bips ne, I wanted to know. Mots says that she tried a lot to find that out, but her khabru refused, saying he was feeling embarrassed to tell her. Really now. I do know Bips to be ethical professionally and a nice gal personally. So dunno what Mottu and her khabru are cribbing about. Kya karun? But then, such is life dearies.