It seems that some people will stop at nothing to get noticed.
Shirtlessness is the hottest new trend after pantlessness.
Rihanna was spotted wearing silver stars over her nipples, topped only by a blazer that displayed them pretty clearly.
Lady Gaga has already been seen with bootleg pasties worn under a gauzy shirt. A British Vogue editorial featured pasties last month. Britney Spears is also wearing them for her Circus tour.
Pasties seem to be becoming a new trend, which is although better than walking around with nipples visible through fabric, but perhaps worse than not wearing any bottoms at all.