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Star-struck foreigners

entertainment Updated: Oct 09, 2008 15:41 IST
Steven Baker
Steven Baker
Hindustan Times
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Many of my foreign friends are fans of Hindi film. The masala of singing and dancing, romantic love triangles and unadulterated

desi

culture is what draws them in. They like Bollywood. They love Bollywood. Bollywood is in their blood— as Akshay Kumar in

Jaaneman

might say.



Take Megan Nass, a Melbourne television producer. An obsession with Shah Rukh Khan led to a meeting with her hero when

Chak De!

India was filming down under. Erica Reddy, a mother of two, is another Bollywood afficionado. When one of her daughters bagged a part in

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

, Erica got the chance to catch SRK and Rani Mukherjee at work in New York.



As an Oxford University student, Charlie Henniker turned Bollywood junkie when he discovered Priyanka Chopra in a dressing gown and Salman Khan in a sherwani shooting

Salaam-e-Ishq

at his doorstep. Since their initial introductions to Indian cinema, Megan, Erica and Charlie have all visited India, chasing their Bollywood dream.



Mumbai may be the centre of the industry, but Delhi has its share of shooting. Alas, I fear that Bollywood has given them unrealistic expectations about life in the Capital. Landing at the international airport, the behaviour of hi-fi fanatic firangis may raise eyebrows.



At the pre-paid taxi stand, they will settle for nothing less than Govinda as their driver; and will wait all day for him if they have to. Somebody please tell these foreign types that in real life the man is an actor. That whole taxi thing was just his character’s role in

Salaam-e-Ishq

. For Chi-Chi, driving a black-and-yellow Delhi cab (and perhaps playing at politics) is all about pretending.



Bollywood

goras

find star-spotting a more filmi pursuit than temple hopping. At Delhi’s famed historical sites, they may look like regular tourists, but pay close attention. Here’s a scene at Qutab Minar: ‘Would you like a guide, Madam?’ ‘Yes, but I will settle for none other than

Fanaa

’s Aamir Khan.’



And, if he wants a tip, a quick serenade of

Chand Sifarish,

if you please. No luck with Aamir at Qutab Minar? Perhaps the Habitat Centre or India Gate may prove more successful. We may find him in his sepia-toned

Rang De Basanti

avatar, they hope. Then it’s on to Humayan’s tomb. Nice pile.



Bit like the Taj Mahal, only in brown. But what we really came here for was to naach with Preity Zinta and Abhishek Bachchan. Nothing beats a spot of

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom

. Next stop is Old Delhi. This is Chandni Chowk? Bizarre. It doesn’t look much like this in

Kabhi Kushi Kabhie Gham

.



A perfunctory glance at the Red Fort, and then on to more serious business — locating Akshay Kumar’s house. What could be more authentic than a cup of

chai

with Deepika Padukone and the former

khiladi,

à la

Chandni Chowk to China

? ‘It may take you a while’, I cry out to Megan, Erica and Charlie as they head off through Old Delhi’s crowded streets. There is a lesson to be learnt from this: don’t believe everything you see in the movies.