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Straight from Big B's mouth

entertainment Updated: Oct 10, 2007 18:01 IST

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Zanjeer
"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho."

Deewar
"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gaali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga."

"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."

Trishul
"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."

"Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai. Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta."

"You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milegi. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil jayega."

Sharabi
"Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho."

"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."

"Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business karna nahi aata?"

Muqaddar Ka Sikander
"Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."

"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara."

Kaalia
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai."

"Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."

"Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."

Shahenshah


"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

Coolie
"Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal."

"Jiske seene mein dil hi nahin, usse dil ka daura kya padega?"

Don
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai."

Laawaris
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

"Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"

"Mem Saab, iss duniya mein kaun, kaisa aur kyun hai yeh jane begair kise pe chhite mat kasna."

Chupke Chukpe
"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"

Namak Halal
"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."

Shakti
"Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga."

Mard
"Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota."


Sholay
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

"Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala."

Silsila
"Main aur meri tanhaai -- aksar ye baatein karte hai...."

Kabhi Kabhie
"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai."

Satte Pe Satta
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai."

Agneepath
"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal..."

"Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai -- aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai."

"Pagar badao... pandrasau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"

Major Saab
"Don't mess with the army."

Sooryavansham
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."

Mohabbatein
"I don't like changes. Mujhe Parivartan Pasand Nahin"

Aks
Achha aadmi, bura aadmi, Achha chehra, bura chehra Ek hi sikke ke do pehlu.
"Na koi marta hai, na koi maarta hai, Yeh main nahin kehta, Gita mein likha hai."
"Doston ka invitation thukraya ja sakta hai magar dushmano ka nahi."

Kyun... Ho Gaya naa
"Madam, I am your Adam."

Kabhie Kushi Kabhie Gham
"Bas Keh Diya..."

Sarkar
'Mujhe jo theek lagta hai, main vohi karta hoon.'

Cheeni Kum
"Impress karne ke liye to log do sau rupai ke phool kharid lete hai
par yeh do ghante mein mar jaate hai
pata nahi kya impress karna chaahate hai log phool de kar ke"

"haan agra aap mujhe impress karna chaahati hai toh, just me remember
maria sharapova, anna kournikova, uh! what legs"

"yeh sunset ka light, moonlight ka concept bhi use kiya ja sakata hai impress karne ke liye
na to apako mera chehra dikhega, na hi khaana"