Sushmita, Mudassar to make their relationship official soon
My khabru goes on to babble that Mudassar Aziz and Sush will be making their relationship official soon.entertainment Updated: Feb 26, 2009 18:22 IST
No puffs and buffs
Haylo, my raspberry tortes. I’m in a bit of a hurry-scurry this morning. Vijjy’s private jet is parked on my terrace. I’m flying off with him to Mexico to view the villa he’s bought for me. But dahlings, how can I leave without updating you on what’s been happening with our show townies. So here goes it..
One of my Sandras from Bandra informs me that Sushmita Sen has finally quit on those little white cancer sticks. No wonder her chimneys are no longer smoking, I mutter, drawing a blank look from the bubble-headed bimbo. She adds that for every party that she’s invited, Sush ensures that her director-friend gets an invite too.
My khabru goes on to babble that Mudassar Aziz and Sush will be making their relationship official soon. Gosh, I better get Vijjy out of town before he hears that one or he’ll be down on his knees again, proposing to me for the millionth time.
Oof, why don’t these men realise that divas like me need their space.. plenty of it.. and shy away from becoming anyone’s ‘exclusive’ company? I thought Sush believed that too. But if my Sandra is right, this Aziz guy has knocked her for a six. Must check him out when I return. Do I see Vijjy glaring already?
Ghar ghar ki kahani
Here’s another tweetie from that sleepy suburb with news about Bandra ka bhai, Munnabhai.
Seems Sanjay Dutt is really serious about his political career. In fact, Manyata bhabhi believes that should he win the election, Sanju baba should be more of a neta than an abhineta. What’s more.. Baba and bhabhi are even planning to buy a bungalow in Lucknow. Jai Ho!
Jai Ho reminds me of our very own AR Rahman. Man, the man’s just two much! Imagine bringing home not one but two Oscars.
He’s put even Vijjy’s Kohinoor in the shade now as far as I’m concerned. My silver bearded, million-dollar beau will now have to go hunting for a bigger heera. Meanwhile, Rahman shines bright as Slumdog Millionaire euphoria sweeps the world!
While on Slumdog.., my khabru across the seven seas, tells me that even though Frieda Pinto shrugged off the diamond on her finger as a family heirloom and not an engagement ring from her co-star, fact is that she and Dev Patel have drawn really close.
What’s more they now want to star in an out-an-out Bollywood movie. It’ll have to be a prem kahani, of course. Ishq, pyaar, mohabbat.. these are the buzzwords of the day. Now why is Vijjy smiling moonily at me? Gawd!
Raaz ki baat
Obviously love’s in the air. I can hear the wedding bells go ring-a-ring.
My kaliberry is buzzing with a raaz ki baat.
Seems Mohit Suri and Udita Goswami are also planning to make their relationship official. The shaadi is apparently scheduled towards the end of the year.
Gotta run now, before Vijjy decides to turn our Mexican holiday into a honeymoon. Love etc.. to all you lovelies. I promise I’ll come back single.
How could I leave with Madhu my Mottu Maid coming in the way? Even when my jet is ready for takeoff, she’s standing below, wringing her hands, and begging me to listen to one last tiddy bitty.
Guess, who she’s ringed this time? R Madhavan, the tele star who became a superstar down South and is now back in the city of dreams with a spooky thriller, 13 B. Shudder!
Mots is shouting out loud that Maddy had bought an apartment in Kandivli.. its not Bandra, Juhu or even Malad where the TV folks live. But Maddy wanted some distance from filmwallahs.
Now, he repents the decision because it’s cut him off from the ones on the right side. It’s obvious that the actor is trying to make a comeback to Hindi films and is spotted more in the lobby of JW Marriot than his Kandivli home. Does it look like I care? But then, such is life, dearies. So long!