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Hellooo my blueberry muffins. I’m in serious trouble for my fair and lovely looks. Vyjjy, my silvery bearded beau, has smeared the largest black tikka on my cheek.. it’s a kahin nazar naa lag jaaye thingy he tells me. How very silly of him!
I’m thinking of parting company with my chand ka tukda. Salman Khan should do the same, I think.
A skylark from London has just stopped by to tell me that Sallu bhai’s open affection for Asin has turned the damsel’s head. She is beginning to throw attitude and walks around the London Dreams set with her nose up in the air.
And that’s not all. The other day, some guests of director Vipul Shah dropped by for a dekko. They wanted some autographs and photographs and Vipul bhai took them to Asin.
And you know what? With a cool Hi, the hoity toity miss walked off, straight into her van and banged the door shut. Bechara Vipul bhai was so embarrassed but what could he say? Not much, with Sallu on her side. Tsk tsk.
Kya planning hai!
Madhu my Mottu Maid has suddenly got into flashback mode. She’s telling me about Hema Malini and Shatrughan Sinha and all the films they’ve done in the past. So?
So, Mots informs me that Hemaji’s laadli Esha Deol will pair up with Shatru’s laadla Kush. Apparently, this development took place at the party Esha and chhoti bahen Ahana hosted for Hema amma’s 60th birthday.
Shatru uncle had gone with his parivaar. According to Mottu, baaton baaton mein, the idea cropped up and everyone agreed it was a brainwave. Now it remains to be seen who will produce the movie.. Punam aunty or Hema amma who has been planning to go into production for over a year now?
Mottu’s even suggesting that Dharmendraji and Shatruji even play the duo’s pappas and their real life moms join them in reel life too. At this rate we will have another Ghar Ghar Ki Kahanii, what say Ekta Kapoorji?Dost dost na raha..
What’s this now? Mahesh Manjrekar contemplating making a comeback in the movies? Shudder! Remember Padamshree Laloo Prasad Yadav, Vaah! Life Ho To Aisi etc etc. Well anyway, Mahesh uncle has been signed to direct a film for Zee TV and has been talking to quite a few of his actor friends. Don’t think he has any left? Guess, I was right because no one has the slightest interest in teaming up with him.
He even wants his one-time best friend for an important role.. but, but, but.. guess he doesn’t know that he has to impress Maanyata bhabhi first. Things have changed since the Kaante days. Sanjay Gupta was easier to convince than biwi o biwi. Maybe he should take some tips from Sanjay Gadhvi. Tee hee.
Uncle Subhash Ghai is ready to play godfather again. And his new protégé is Aushima Saawhney who makes her debut in Yuvvraaj (yes, that’s the spelling).
Now that the film’s promotion has started, he’s personally advising Aushima on what to say and what not and all that blah blah blah. Of course, Aushima is maha impressed with her mentor taking such a keen interest in her career.
Chalo, badhiya hai. But I wonder if she also knows about what happened to Isha Sharvani after Kisna. I’m not going to disillusion her. Main chup rahoongi because I love my uncle Ghai a little bit too.
As always, Mottu wants to have the last word. I think I’ll have to banish her to Antartica for a month.. and learn to live without her special maalish! Now she’s telling me that making a match with someone from the same profession can make life verrrry difficult. Who’s she hinting about now?
It’s director Leena Yadav and her cinematographer hubby Aseem Bajaj. Hey, they are a chilled out couple, I say, ready to shoo Mottu away. But she’s hanging by the door insisting the duo’s been having some serious differences of opinion during the shoot of Teen Chaar Paanch Patti.
Oof! Mottu bhi na.. but then, such is life dearies.