Considering the super difficult year this corporate lobbyist has had, we decided to leave her two gifts. One, a telephone tapping detector, and the other, a new cell number registered under someone else’s name. Howzzat, Niira?
Ex-gf Deepika’s ‘condoms’ suggestion aside, we decided to help Ranbir with the ‘low-battery’ problem his phone faces each time a girl calls (he saves girls’ numbers as ‘low battery’ to avoid suspicion). A set of phone batteries for him!
We thought of gifting her a summer wardrobe since all she wore during the cruel heat was winterwear. But maybe a financer for her film
Jhansi Ki Rani
would be better, as her financers have been dilly-dallying over the budget.