My maid Munni and washerman Safedi Lal tell me that they have been learning cooking from actor Zarine Khan. Yes, you’ve heard that right. Apparently, Zarine has been cooking on the sets of Housefull 2 and trying her best to become buddies with the cast, including Akshay Kumar, John Abraham and lots of slim and trim heroines. Methinks, she couldn’t lose enough weight, so maybe the idea is not to win their hearts but to ensure that all the ladies on the sets become fit, err...fat! That sounds like a masterplan straight out of a saas-bahu show! But then, such is life, dearies!