Eleven steps to a sanskari James Bond
The censor reportedly found the kissing scene in Daniel Craig-starrer Spectre ‘too long’ for Indian audience. As the report came out, Twitter went crazy with reactions. We pick ten hilarious tweets that are lessons on how Bond films can be sanskari. Nay, make that eleven, shagun ka gyarah.hollywood Updated: Nov 19, 2015 10:31 IST
The Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) has chopped kissing scenes from the latest James Bond flick Spectre ahead of its release in India. The movie, starring Daniel Craig in the title role, suffered four cuts --two verbal, two visual --before it was given a U/A certificate by the censor.
The censor reportedly found the kissing scenes ‘too long’ for Indian audience. As the report came out, Twitter went crazy with reactions. We pick 10 hilarious tweets that are lessons on how Bond films can be sanskari. Nay, make that 11, shagun ke gyarah.
1. Get a desi weapon
2. Caste defines sanskar
#SanskariJamesBond mentions his surname first to make his upper-caste known firsthand.— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) November 18, 2015
3. Say, ‘Mere paas M hai’
4. Replace that Rolls Royce with our high-tech rath
Bye Rolls Royce! #SanskariJamesBond is on a rath yatra.— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015
5. Change your code dude, it’s not auspicious!
The new code for #SanskariJamesBond is 101, because good shagun.— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015
After killing someone #SanskariJamesBond performs antim sanskar...— Deepak Bajpai (@BajpaiDeepak88) November 18, 2015
7. You’ve had too many tuxedos anyways...
#SanskariJamesBond doesn't wear suite. He wear dhoti & Kurta— RGV (@i_mprak) November 18, 2015
8. Your girl needs a makeover too
9. Just a slight, important change
The name's bond.. Maryada Purushottam James Bond!! #SanskariJamesBond— Tushar Acharya (@GujjuComedian) November 19, 2015
10. Gadgets, What?
#SanskariJamesBond Q- James, here are your new gadgets. Pack of Agarbattis, box of dhoop and Anup Jalota CD— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) November 18, 2015
11. Incorporate the sanskar in titles too
Diamonds Are For Zevar Octopuja Casino Loyal License to Mil Shy Another Day You Only Live Many Times Quantum of Shraddha #sanskarijamesbond— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 18, 2015