Did you enjoy watching Teletubbies, that kid's show about weird alien creatures who worshipped the baby sun? Someone put them in a Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer!
Christian Grew is now seducing a Teletubby. Thanks to the internet, anything is possible. This video will make you so uncomfortable that you literally crawl out of your skin and leave it lying on the ground as you run for the hills.
The trailer stars Christian Grey and Po, the red Teletubby. Nobody can explain what's happening in this video; it's an emotional journey you have to embark on by yourself.
But here's the synopsis for Fifty Shades of Tubby so you can get in the appropriate head space:
"He was a billionaire with no friends and room full of sorrows.
She was a mythical creature in search of a magical ball.
But when red on the outside meets red on the inside, someone is in for a rude awakening…"
You will never watch Teletubbies or Fifty Shades the same way again!