Oscars: The best five jokes from Chris Rock’s monologue

  • PTI, Los Angeles
  • Updated: Feb 29, 2016 13:32 IST
Comedian Chris Rock hosts the 88th Academy Awards in Hollywood, California February 28, 2016. (REUTERS)

Actor-comedian Chris Rock nailed the opening monologue at the 88th Academy Awards with a skillful mix of social commentary and humour about racism in Hollywood, an issue that has dominated debates this awards season.

The Saturday Night Live star opened his second Oscars hosting gig with an acknowledgment to the dominance of white nominees, a situation known by the Twitter shorthand #Oscarssowhite.

The Awards began with a pre-taped montage showing highlights from the year’s films, including clips from movies that were snubbed. After, Rock took the stage in a tux with a white jacket and black pants. “Man, I counted at least 15 black people on that montage.

Host Chris Rock opens the show at the 88th Academy Awards in Hollywood, California February 28, 2016. (REUTERS)

“Well, I am here at the Academy Awards, otherwise known as the White People Choice Awards. If they nominated hosts, I wouldn’t even get this job,” Rock quipped.

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Following the nominations announcement in January, in which all black actors were snubbed for the second year in a row, there were some calls for Rock to step down and join an Oscars boycott in protest.

On why he didn’t boycott the Oscars, Rock said, “This is the wildest, craziest Oscars to ever host. You have all this controversy. I though about quitting, but I realized they’re gonna have the Oscars anyway. The last thing I need is to lose another job to Kevin Hart.”

The comedian stayed true to his uncompromising stand-up style throughout the opener, offering up commentary on police violence and skewering the Hollywood elite for choosing not to show up.

For the second year in a row, the Academy failed to nominate any black actor to any of the 20 slots in the four acting categories, prompting Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith and Spike Lee to boycott the ceremony in protest.

“Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties — I wasn’t invited!”

Rock said that other years, black people didn’t protest the Oscars because they were “too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won Best Cinematographer.”

“When your grandmother’s swinging from a tree, it’s really hard to care about Best Documentary Foreign — Short,” he said.

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