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25 crazy tee slogans on campus

india Updated: Jun 07, 2012 17:11 IST

What’s on Gen Next’s mind is writ large on the t-shirts it wears. Here are some cool slogans HT City spotted in Delhi University
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead

When you laugh, I laugh; and when you jump out of the window, I laugh some more

I am in shape. I’m round in shape

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, keep the apple away

I’m sorry, My fault I forgot you were an idiot

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it

All men are idiots. And I married their king

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system

Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

I can resist everything except temptation

I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas

No, its okay, I’m used to being interrupted by MORONS.

My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends!

Don’t piss me off!

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex — Worst 15 minutes of my life

I have a drinking problem — I can’t afford it.

Damn right I am good in bed. I can sleep for days!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

4/5 of the people have a problem with fractions. The other 50% don’t

A sadist is someone who refuses to be mean to a masochis

Compiled by Arunika Ganguly and Chiara Saldanha