Hellooo my coconut curries! I’m calling you guys curries because you’ll are just as spicy as moi. How on earth otherwise do you guys take my spicy nuggets haan? Sorry that was a stupid logic, just like my stupid silver-bearded Vjjy. He wants to go to beach places bang in the middle of the summer’s heat. Oof! I’ll deal with him later. You guys can fasten your seatbelts and take off on a Bollywood gossip yatra with me, pronto!
Our attendants will be Rapchik Rajni, Madhu My Mottu Maid and Sher Lock Holmes.
Our first destination is New York. No, no. I’m not going to make you watch that year-old film, neither do I wish to talk about terrorism and 9/11. Sher Lock Holmes says that the Roshans have landed in the city to attend the premiere of their much-awaited production, Kites. Gauri Khan and Sussane Roshan (Hrithik Roshan’s wife) have already landed in NYC.
Late on Wednesday night, Roshan Sr (Rakesh), Roshan Jr (Hrithik) and director Anurag Basu took off to the US. Expectedly, Barbara Mori, the film’s leading lady, would be joining them at the premiere from Mexico. Producer-director Karan Johar is already in the city, holidaying. He would be joining his dear family friends too.
Now, Holmes says that Roshan Jr is extremely excited about being at the premiere because he’s looking forward to watching Brett Ratner’s English version of his Kites. He, I’m told, can’t wait to see it because he respects Ratner’s work and vision immensely.
Hmm, here’s wishing you all the luck with flying Kites in New York!