Gaining the fizz | india | Hindustan Times
Today in New Delhi, India
Nov 25, 2017-Saturday
New Delhi
  • Humidity
  • Wind

Gaining the fizz

They’ve found the secret ingredient of Coca-Cola!

india Updated: Feb 16, 2011 23:58 IST

They’ve found the secret ingredient of Coca-Cola!

It’s a mix of alcohol, orange oil, lemon oil, nutmeg oil, coriander oil, neroli oil and cinnamon oil!

Too many oils. I’m more interested in the ingredient X of the UPA government.

How the hell does it hold together even after it’s been raining scams and dogs?

Well, it’s got leaders pushing for policies that are changing the lives of India’s poor and... God! Have you joined Manish Tiwari, Abhishek Singhvi and Jayanthi Natarajan as the new Congress spokesman?

Er, but people must be happy about the way Rahul Gandhi is pointing to the future and how Sonia Gandhi, as UPA chairperson, has been managing the DMK and other... Bakwaas again.

I think I’ve just discovered the secret ingredient that makes the UPA such a heady beverage.

What is it? Didn’t you watch TV yesterday? It’s Manmohan Singh!

Don’t say: The difference between UPA and NDA is that of Coke and Pepsi. Don’t say: Thanda matlab UPA.