We have all heard, and wept, over the lines ‘what God has put together, let no man put asunder’. Well such asunders happen many a time to the best of us. But should we sit around asking for the tissue box to be passed around, not to mention several bottles of the good stuff? Should we sit and mope and let ourselves go over a situation in a manly manner a la Casablanca, in which our lovers leave us, perhaps to come back again…?
Well, here is good news for all those who think they have been left on the shelf. The divorce planner is here — to tell us how to make the best of a break-up. Now many of us may live our life with a spouse whose habits are enough to drive us off the 17th floor. Many of you will empathise when we tell you that the most annoying thing is to find wet towels on the floor. But the question is, can you tell the other party that you do not like their presence, odour and all, anymore? You may find this difficult and painful. No parting, to massacre the Bard, is such sweet sorrow.
So, let us make the best of a bad thing. You break up and yet you get up the next day to party. The divorce planner will ensure that you hit the high spots and not sit around wondering whether a better deal is around the corner. This would give you an excuse not just to enjoy yourself but to take a dekko at all the possibilities that you may have missed while tied to holy matrimony. So let the divorce planner celebrate what could also be the most liberating time of your life. Let us raise a toast to fitness and in wealth.