Is that man near the rail tracks imitating Prince Harry? He seems to be baring a little more than would be considered acceptable in decent company.
No, no. Prince Harry indeed! He is just going about his morning ablutions behind the bushes.
I must say that the hellraiser prince really believes in letting it all hang out.
Yes, to use the words advisedly. But then, people have been clamouring for the Royal family to be more one with the people. His conduct is no different to that seen in many drunken parties.
Ah, the people's prince. I would have preferred it if he had earned that title with his clothes on. You don't catch his brother and wife taking off more than necessary, do you?
But then who wants to read about people who are so boring that they shop in Waitrose and have chicken dinners at home.
Don't you think cavorting about naked is a little too outré for the Royal family who are meant to set an example to the world.
Not at all, that lot should take a leaf out of our book, our desi royalty of yore were known for their excesses, Prince Harry would pale in comparison to some of them.
Do say: Keep it in the heir and now.
Don't say: He is a mere stripling.