Mottu suddenly barges into my boudoir even before I’ve taken my first sip of coffee to rant about some Bhojpuri star called Ravi Kissen. Kaun hai ee bhaiyya, I ask her sarcastically. The sarcasm is wasted on her. She tells me, in all seriousness, that I can catch Ravi Kishen in a movie theatre if I go for a show of Raavan. God forbid!
Anyway, I’m told that, RK (not Ranbir Kapoor sillies but Ravi Kissen) has been droning on and on about Abhishek and Aishwarya Bachchan.
Seems they saved him from the leeches during the Raavan shoots. Mottu says that that’s why he’s forged a khoon ka rishta with them.
God, save me from these leeches. But kya karen, such is life dearies.