Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
Modern Vidya Niketan, Haryana