Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone, sends Ila. Read on to laugh more. Your contribution.india Updated: Jun 23, 2006 12:43 IST
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
Ready to play the game, she said,
"I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"