I am getting fed up with Ajmal Kasab’s antics of spitting into the camera and asking to be sent to America. Who does this little creep think he is?
I think you’re being unfair, he is thinking of life beyond Arthur Road jail. He is hoping that Spielberg or Cameron will spot his histrionic talent and cast him in their next movie.
Yes, but he should respect the fact that we are bothering to give him a fair trial. He needs a touch of Guantanamo Bay to make him appreciate what a good thing he has got going here.
Look, be fair, he did say earlier that he came bobbing around the waters to seek a role in Bollywood but got diverted by some shyster to engage in a bit of target practice.
This is not funny, we should ship him out to America lickety split, let’s see how he likes the firm smack of Uncle Sam.
No, we should hang him, sorry, hang onto him and let him set up the Ajmal Acting Academy for aspiring terrorists.
Do say: Spat’s that then.
Don’t say: No spit and polish here.