Tooth ’n’ dare
It was not a pretty picture, someone really handing it to Silvio Berlusconi right in the face.india Updated: Dec 16, 2009 23:19 IST
It was not a pretty picture, someone really handing it to Silvio Berlusconi right in the face.
Well, if you have decided to be in your face the whole year round, then getting it back a bit should be par for the course.
But surely, you must sympathise, the man has broken two teeth and you know how proud he is of his appearance.
Tooth to be told, these are the wages of sin. I did not see you weeping over poor Tiger Woods getting his tooth wrecked by his vengeful wife.
Yes, but in cases of such celebrities, their face is their fortune.
As I see it, all the floozies who have been crawling out of the woodwork claiming to be mistresses of both old Silvio and Tiger might change their mind after seeing a less than pretty picture of them.
But knowing Silvio, he’ll come out of this with flying colours, after all it was not a woman but a deranged man who gave him a bloody nose.
But, the image of the indestructible Lothario has gone for a tooth, sorry toss. So it’s back to sketching underwear and shocking poor Angela Merkel for Silvio.
Do say: The tooth involves us all.
Don’t say: He made it by the skin of his teeth.